Off the Wire | Episode 245: Hour Long Season Finale
Off the Wire closes out the semester with a one-hour special season finale! Host Wrigley Kordt reflects on a trip to Vegas and an old suitemate and sends fellow senior and frequent banana Jack Gonzalez into a downward spiral of self-discovery. Cheryl Scatt and Mortimer join to sell the audience on a revolutionary feline-care product. Internet personality and “looksmaxxer” Clavicular and his manager analyze Wrigley’s many flaws. Our This is the News team engages in their semesterly joke swap, and marine biologist Gavin Doak breaks down an interesting new study. Molotov Mocktails performs.
Executive Producers: Gio Alonso, Jack Gonzalez & Johnny Mustion
Head Writer: Mack Keegan
Associate Producers: Gavin Doak, Avery Mann, & Andy Waller
Director: Jacob Lyons
Host: Wrigley Kordt
This is the News Anchors: Avery Mann & Lucas Regal
This is the News Correspondent: Gavin Doak
Featured Players: Jack Gonzalez, Jack Panossian, Sydney Kalainov, Mack Keegan, & Jakob Brown
Faculty Advisor: Ben Ezzy
SKETCHES:
Designated Drunk Driver F1
Written by Mack Keegan
Filmed by Mack Keegan & Wrigley Kordt
Directed and Edited by Mack Keegan
Starring Shea McDonald, Johnny Mustion, Wrigley Kordt, Gio Alonso, & Mack Keegan
The Dude Spa
Written by Jack Gonzalez & Wrigley Kordt
Filmed, Directed, and Edited by Jack Gonzalez
Starring Jack Panossian, Wrigley Kordt, Jack Gonzalez, Johnny Mustion, & Jakob Brown
Lyons on the Prowl
Written by Jacob Lyons
Filmed and Directed by Jacob Lyons & Johnny Mustion
Edited by Jacob Lyons
Starring Jacob Lyons & Johnny Mustion
MJ
Written by Audrey Sears
Filmed and Directed by Jack Gonzalez & Audrey Sears
Edited by Audrey Sears
Starring Gio Alanzo, Sydney Kalainov, Wrigley Kort, & Jack Gonzalez
UMPD 5
Written, Directed, and Edited by Wrigley Kordt & Gio Alonso
Filmed by Gio Alonso & Gavin Doak
Starring Wrigley Kordt, Gio Alonso, Gavin Doak, Shea McDonald, Sydney Kalainov, & Nayely Menendez
Jack Finds Meaning
Written by Jack Gonzalez & Gio Alonso
Filmed and Directed by Gio Alonso
Edited by Jack Gonzalez
Starring Jack Gonzalez